So no one at my friend’s old high school is allowed to dress up for halloween anymore because one year this kid came to school on a bike wearing a red jumpsuit with tampons taped to him. He rode around the school telling people he was the menstrual cycle
Tony: “How many in the air Jarvis?”
Jarvis: “13 sir”.
Tony: “How many can I carry?”
Jarvis: “4″
“I just stole a poncho from a wooden Indian.”
